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Comment by Patricia yesterday

A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read ‘$10,000 per call’.

The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.

The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for
$10,000 you could talk to God.

The American thanked the priest and went along his way.

Next stop was in Atlanta . There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it.

He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.

She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God.

‘O.K., thank you,’ said the American.

He then traveled to Indianapolis , Washington DC , Philadelphia
Boston and New York .

In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same ‘$10,000 per call’ sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel up to Canada to see if Canadians had the same phone.

He arrived in Canada , and again, in the first church he entered,
there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read ’50 cents per call.’

The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. ‘Father, I’ve traveled all over America and I’ve seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I’m told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was$10,000 per call.

Why is it so cheap here?’

The priest smiled and answered, ‘You’re in Canada now, son … it’s a local call.’

Comment by Patricia on Tuesday

We need laughs!

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on Tuesday

“The great thing about Islam is they can take a joke.” Thanks for the laughs, Patricia.

Comment by Patricia on Monday

Comment by Patricia on June 23, 2020 at 2:00pm

Yeah, a bad couch can be quite dangerous.

Comment by Plinius on June 23, 2020 at 10:10am

For English speaking visitors: Don’t bring your couch…

Comment by Patricia on May 23, 2020 at 12:36pm

One Sunday after services one of the ladies approached the pastor’s wife and commented, “What nice buttons you have sewed onto your sons jacket. My husband once had some like that on his suit.”

The pastor’s wife replies, “Why thank you for the complement. I get all my buttons out of the collection plate.”

Comment by Grinning Cat on May 11, 2020 at 10:57pm

About Facebook:

Comment by Ruth Anthony-Gardner on May 11, 2020 at 10:47pm

“I  don’t  actually need to be reminded of how great I am.” Reminds me of someone … <smirk> Good quote, excepting Mark Twain’s presumptive Theism.

Galen, I’m no FB fan, but I didn’t follow the relevance of your statement here.

Comment by Galen Thurber on May 10, 2020 at 8:11am

Facebook ruins everything

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