Just saw this posted by TruthSurge and it's one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time, so I couldn't resist sharing, particularly since he deserves a shout-out. He has a wonderfully eclectic channel that's definitely worth a look. If you like what you see, be sure to let him know who sent you. ;-)

http://www.youtube.com/user/TruthSurge

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Comment by Richard Healy on August 2, 2011 at 6:03pm
The silicone chip inside his head
Got switched to overload
And his mom didn't make him go to school a day
Instead he wanked off there at home
And science he couldn't understand it
And yet he claimed he was in the know
and he could see no reasons
for there are no reasons
Why did Nephie have to rent himself a hooooo ho ho ho?

CHORUS
(tell me why) I don't like fundies
(tell me why) I don't like fundies
(tell me why) I don't like fundies
I wanna puuuuuuuut the whole cult down


And the lie machine is kept so clean
And it speaks to a willing world.

But there's no one home in his vacuous dome
So he steals other people's words.

And he passes them off as his very own thoughts
He must have failed all his college courses.

And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to cite your sources?, oh-h-h

CHORUS

...Down, down, put 'em all down
heeh heeh heeh

And all the praying's stopped in the church pews now
The preacher points up to the sky
And he sprays some spit yelling from the pulpit
And the sermon today is how to lie.

And then they sing a few hymns
As the money rolls in you know that
God can't do it alone.
And he can see no reasons
'Cause there are no reasons
What reason do you need to be a drone, oh-h-h

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