lez b good friendz with benefits. ;)

Yayyyy the last comment. Now I've completely taken over your wall.

:3

mwhahaha ken is off your wall now. weeeeeee. this is fun its like im taking them out. comment mafia.

I've just got to get rid of Ken and the guy who looks like he's wearing an indiana jones hat.

:D

>_>"" I wonder what daum looks like in an indiana jones hat. hahahahahahahahaha. i should bring lots of hats to canada and force him to wear them. and take pictures of a bromantic nature with adam.

4 comments to get rid of now.

I've waged war on them. I already got rid of the mexican baby. it's now hidden away in your history. or maybe it was a midget mexican. he was quite hairy.

I think I'm having another snow day tomorrow.

which would be fine if i didnt have to go to stoooooooopid college. they never cancel college. its lame. ):

I'm bored again.

Hmmmmmmm....

and there are still other users on this wall. so i'll write you a poem.

arteries are red.
veins are blue.
anatomy sucks.
i'd rather learn about you.

:D

damn i'm good.
I should write valentines cards.

i'm reading the cosmopolitan now and they made a list of things women can do that men cant.

1. get pregnant.

2. men can't fake orgasms. women can.

3. ask for directions. hehehehe.

4. look sexy while drinking fruit cocktails.

5. live longer. :P yay genes that let females have longer life spans.

6. have multiple orgasms. LOL.

7. get a new last name.

8. wear skirts. (i wonder if kilts count?)

9. get out of a speeding ticket.

10. become a cougar and not a dirty old man. HAHAHHAAH this reminds me of K.

11. multi-task. O_O we can do this?

12. wing it on the dance floor convincingly. >_> idk if i believe this one.

13. wear high heels.

14. flirt with the bouncer.

15. blame it on pms.

16. grow out your hair. ... idk brett michaels is pulling it off.

17. cover a zit.

18. get aroused without the entire room knowing. HAHAHAHAHHAHA <3

19. wear a thong. pffft. i bet jew wears one all the time.

20. get a manicure. ... i think its funny that manicure starts with man. hahaha

my butt hurts. and i think i pulled by groin area.

guess what i learned!

i always thought the fastest spermie was the one that got you pregnant. but its actually one of the slowest ones.

all the fast ones die off and get killed.and one of the slow ones sneaks in like a ninja and impregnates you.

i'm soooo bored.

i'll continue to write on your wall.

maybe i should leave you soo many comments that it takes away everyone elses.

:P as long as you like jew-leeeeee the best. thats me. get it?

hey sweet thang. i hear you like jews. hahahahahhahaa. <3

 Consider visiting your brother and going to a Sunday Brunch at the Salt Lake City Atheist meeting. You'd probably enjoy yourself and might find out about other atheists who live near you.

 

Richard Andrews
http://nowscape.com/atheism/atheist_people.htm
the founder of the Salt Lake City Atheist group. He's been to my house and we used to correspond occasionally. If you are near Salt Lake City you should look them up.

I'm doing OK, but I seem to be aging rather quickly.

Your friend Julie is getting a bit possessive.  You should explain how, being raised mormon, you're required to marry an old Ken doll or your god will punish you.

I know, right?  Hope you didn't take matters into your own hands when you saw him... ;)

Don't fall for the Ken doll! He may have a dream house. but I have the dream love <3

I wanted to leave you a nice comment, but I'd hate to come between you and Julie.

No, wait.  Actually I probably would like that.

Sorry, coudn't resist.  Hope you're well and all.

dear jezzy.
i love you.
end of story.
happily ever after.
me and you. :)