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At 10:18am on September 27, 2008, happy as a lark said…
I am so happy! I finally found God! Can I still be an atheist?:)
At 11:55pm on September 24, 2008, Laurie Hatton said…
OMG, God! Have you noticed that there are at least two other people here in this community using your name? How do I know you're the real one? (Love the music, by the way)
At 10:46am on September 20, 2008, Loki said…
You are such a prude... Learn to have some fun.
At 12:03am on September 20, 2008, Jesus swept said…
It seems to be fate. I really get on a roll and then get crossed off!

Can I say your pic doen't do you justice - you really look younger than that.
At 4:35pm on September 19, 2008, Zeus said…
Damn it! Why can't you let me have a little glory again! It has been nearly 2000 years! Step aside old man and let me rally up some followers!
At 9:17am on September 19, 2008, Randy Long said…
Oh, sheesh! Believe in you?! Beg forgivness?! You're not making this "going to Heav'n" thing very easy or enjoyable. How do you expect brand-loyalty with a plan like that? FSM let's us dress up like pirates and say "Argh!"
At 3:23am on September 19, 2008, Onotheo said…
Don't think that just because I'm on your friends list we're actually friends. I'm watching you back.
At 12:50am on September 19, 2008, Chris Senneff said…
HAHA! This proves it! God IS an Atheist!!! Score 1 for our side!
At 11:25am on September 18, 2008, Randy Long said…
Thanks for the clarification. I understand now that the fewer things I consume for their life-force, the less evil I am.
So if we atheists starve ourselves, we'll go to Heav'n.
At 11:04am on September 18, 2008, Randy Long said…
Er... so if we quit eating babies we're good, right?
At 12:27am on September 18, 2008, Laurie Hatton said…
Hi God. I've never talked to You in my life, but I do read your blog. You should join the atheist bloggers group! Oh, wait....
At 11:14pm on September 17, 2008, God said…
Hello. I am here solely to hunt, and smite you atheist baby-eating freaks, and perhaps grant mercy to those of you who beg Me for My Forgiveness.

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