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At 11:57am on January 19, 2009, Richard Healy said…
Sorry so many others doubt in you. I think your blog is amusing.
At 9:27am on January 19, 2009, Joe Dixon said…
Hey God, is Jesus like gay or something? I know how against the whole man on man stuff you are but your son never got married, hung around a lot of dudes far more than he did any chicks and (if the paintings of him are correct) wore sandals and what looks like a dress. Now look, I know how it is to be single but as the son of god shouldn't his whole putang percentage should have been way high? I mean if girls are willing to bang a guy just for being on the football team wouldn't they line up to get it on with a half god? Yet, he doesn't seem interested in trying and the women around him don't appear that interested. I mean it's odd.
At 3:39am on January 19, 2009, Matt Gent said…
just for the light show you could muster..

....I'm tempted... (I blame that snake)

presuming Angels make willing groupies.
At 2:14am on January 19, 2009, Lindzee said…
God, sorry to doubt you, but if you do love me, then why do you give me so much shit? I'm tired of being in an S&M relationship with you.
At 1:38am on January 19, 2009, Lindzee said…
God you blog pretty well... love it.
At 1:37am on January 19, 2009, Lindzee said…
God, been looking for you all my life, who knew you were just here!
At 8:44pm on January 18, 2009, Susan LaCroix said…
Thanks God. This place can be a bit dry at times, but you always make me laugh. Thanks for giving me a warped sense of humor, I made sure to pass it along to my sons. BTW, the "Ezekiel" quote was the 1st thing I downloaded when I got my mp3 player last year. Oh yeah, and thanks for the shitty weather, Ohio is definitely where purgatory is located.
At 7:53pm on January 18, 2009, Kevin said…
Stop trying to add me as a friend, I'm not a god botherer so stop bothering me god!
At 4:20am on January 18, 2009, Matt Gent said…
talking of recorde deals, i had some geezer down on the crossroads going by the name of old nick, said for my soul he'd do a deal...

.. .i'd get all the royalties and all the babies i can eat, plus 10% of t-shirt sales..

any last minute offers from up on high?



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At 12:26am on January 18, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
milq toast giddy gizzard.
At 1:14pm on January 17, 2009, Mike Haynes said…
I suppose you will never disappear as long as someone believes in you. Of course, that would make you nothing more than an idea or metaphor that we created in our own image, wouldn't it?

Hmmm...this raises another question. Can an idea or a metaphor ever point out the truth without help from it's own creator?

A second question: Have I made it onto your top ten list of people to damn to Hell yet?
At 10:35am on January 17, 2009, Carlos N said…
.... How do you know about it ?
At 2:28am on January 17, 2009, Joe Dixon said…
This is genius. I should of thought of this. You fuck.
At 12:06am on January 17, 2009, Czarina said…
dear god,

if you haven't read lewis carroll's 'alice in wonderland' you would understandably not 'get' my reference to authority figures of whom one is terrified until one sees how ineffectual and ridiculous they really are. may i also suggest the 'curtain' scene in the film, 'the wizard of oz'.

both the book and the dvd are available on amazon.com, as long as your credit is better than your omniscience of popular literature.
At 10:08pm on January 16, 2009, Kevin said…
A real old testament pissy god, cool. And if you are all-knowing, then you know why, or you don't need to ask!
At 7:21pm on January 16, 2009, Kevin said…
Thanks for the recipe, but god, I expected a bit more from you than just copy 'n' paste (http://kfc.forumup.co.uk/post-80-kfc.html) :p
At 5:11pm on January 16, 2009, Jeffrey said…
I don't think so the devil is lord of this world he can offer me far more than even you can possibly imagine.
At 12:29pm on January 16, 2009, Matt said…
Neat. Tell you what. If my body can't run without your say so, make me slap myself right now. :D
At 12:21pm on January 16, 2009, skye AKA rembrandt said…
this website mostly? i get the whole concept of the site but im still confused
At 12:01pm on January 16, 2009, skye AKA rembrandt said…
what is this thing all about???

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