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At 6:16pm on February 14, 2009, Mitchell DeMoray said…
No thanks I'm good. Good luck on shoving your beliefs down other people's throats though, I hope that works out for you!!!
At 5:50am on February 14, 2009, Anthony said…
Do you consider yourself more Old Testament or New Testament?
At 11:19pm on February 13, 2009, Amanda said…
Nice to meet you God!
Glad to see some humor out of religion :p.
At 10:23pm on February 13, 2009, mojo5501 said…
Wow, it's Mr. Heston himself. ha ha Nice to meet you Lord. I quake in your presence. Really....I'm quaking here.

Just so you know, I also am not a fan of St Valentine's or the Day honoring him...love that card with the beheaded saint himself....gruesome. How did sentimental card sending develop out of THAT?

(Check out the "bittermints" being sold on despair.com if you want to see some "anti-Valentine's" candies to go along with your message.)

I'm glad to see Atheist humor...George Carlin and Ricky Gervais are 2 of my favorites. And Penn and Teller, of course. And God has a sick sense of humor, too, if you believe what you read.
At 10:08pm on February 13, 2009, Mr Embiggen said…
Which god?
At 9:40pm on February 13, 2009, Alex Abbott said…
Love? Who do you think you are, some kind of expert?
At 7:56pm on February 10, 2009, Stella said…
I knew the preachers were all closet atheists but God? It's too much.
At 3:12pm on February 5, 2009, Renee said…
I'm really getting down to your music. And by "down" I mean conceiving legions of Christian soldiers in your name.

*Grinds to "Holy, Holy, Holy"*
At 9:46pm on February 4, 2009, Kit Ann Kaboodle said…
Hey God! If you aren't too busy, there's a party in my handbasket! It's the rockinest wicker conveyance this side of Hell! I'll put you on the guest list.
At 10:40am on February 3, 2009, Dawn K said…
Ooh, now I really feel special. I've been friended by God. I now see the error of my ways.
At 10:19am on February 3, 2009, callipygianguy said…
hilarious -- i am now waiting to hear from other mythological creatures like fairies, santa, the easter bunny, thor, etc. too bad you have so much time to waste on this site, otherwise you could cure cancer, stop children from dying of starvation and grow back the two amputated toes on my right foot. oh, snap.
At 3:01am on February 3, 2009, Calla said…
Thank you for taking an interest in me, mr. God.
At 10:06pm on January 27, 2009, Susan LaCroix said…
Hey God, if you have some spare time, I've found some music you may like for your site. They're on my page, if you want to see if they qualify as "God's Own Tunes". Being the Almighty, you'll already recognize the titles, of course.

Oh yeah, while I was visiting at stuffgodhates, I noticed that you were taking suggestions on what to punish EX-president Bush with. My favorite has always been a plague boils & pestilence, but raining a sh*t storm on Texas until the day Bush dies, has a certain appeal all its' own, don't you think? Just something to consider of course. I would never presume to tell you what you should do.
At 7:13am on January 24, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
Say- are you related to Charlton Heston? Can you shoot?
Will you be nominated for any left over awards in Hollywood or do you get to name the category of your awards?
At 8:23am on January 23, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
So how about shapeing your leg into a chicken wing so my cats could gnaw on it, God? That would be useful.
At 8:11am on January 23, 2009, Clarence Dember said…
Dry Ice eye in the sky pipe dream puppet stub hub deity.
At 6:34pm on January 21, 2009, Jude Johnson said…
Hey god:
- Who created you?
- Which religion is the right one?
- Are you pissed at PZ for his Eucharist cracker antics?
- Is Ray Comfort going to heaven? -Or can you not stand him either?
- Why did you appear to people all the time in biblical times and not at all since then?
- Why did you bury all those dinosour bones around?
- Why did you create humans who must use empirical evidence in order to survive, and then punish them for eternity for not believing in things with no evidence whatsoever?
- Why do kids get cancer?
- If we're all made in your image, why are there so many stupid people?
- If I were born in a secluded rainforest and never heard of you, would I still go to hell?
- Why do so many more deaths occur in your name than in Satan's?
- Why do we have appendixes?
At 9:09am on January 20, 2009, skye AKA rembrandt said…
im not a big fan of god im more of a goddess person so please stop with the god stuff
At 6:51am on January 20, 2009, Leslee Love said…
Yes, I am so hot!
At 12:19pm on January 19, 2009, Leslee Love said…
God, I love you! Great comment on Origins! Hope you are still not weeping. You should smite those who have no humour!

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