Yeah, maybe I should stop off somewhere and buy a hazmat suit, first.  I could possibly deal with a farm, through one of those.

Yeah, lots of people do that.  I've seen people who are originally from Ireland or something, who have been in the US for 10 or 15 years and have pretty much a neutral American accent.  Then, you put them around a few people with heavy Irish accents, and they're right back to an Irish accent, within a week.

We'll have to go visit your Arkansas relatives, sometime.  ^.^

Heh, yeah, I'd joke about your accent, but you don't really have one, either.  It's more surprising, in your case, being in southern Indiana.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  Idea-r.

Yeah, I wasn't reading that in accent.  Remember, I'm from the suburbs of Chicago.  Or, just think of my accent, from when we talk.  ^.^

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You misspelled the name of your city, by the way.  :-p

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, sexy lady!