Oprah's Vajayjay's Comments

I don't know where I've been. A few weeks ago I thought "hmm, i have not been on AN in a while" so when I signed in it had been a year and a half. How have you been?

Where have you been?

Hiya OV! Thanks for the friending and the kind words. I don't know what I love more -- your profile pic or your username.

Okay, it's your username.

Your profile photo is the best!

haha, i heart your username. just had to tell ya. =)

Hey, it's been ages since I've sent you a message. How have you been? I hope you had a nice christmas and I hope you have a great new year. I just got back from visiting my brother and his family in Washington state. It was so much fun, it's a little sad to be back.

You should have punched her out. I don't walk in that part of town. It's scary. If you walk down there people either assume that your car broke down or you are a crazy homeless person lurking around. And people down there get really hostile to bikers. I try to never leave downtown

Yeah, I love boarding. I scan ski too but I don't do it much.

So you got hit by a car? That is nuts. What happened? Just someone not paying attention?

Hello! I'm just hanging out, working. I am going to washington next week to visit my brother and his kids. So I'm happy about that. What are you up to?

I love the snow too. Are you a skier/boarder?

Hey, danke, ich hatte einen wunderbar ferien. I am very impressed by your criminal past. Did you do hard time? Did you have a jailhouse nickname? I'll bet it was "Bones" or "Toenail" or something really mean sounding.

Yo. How was your thanksgiving?

That sounds like one hell of a party, you guys must have had a ton of gin and fresca.

Thanks. I was wondering where you went. I'm fond of your profile picture. At first I couldn't tell what was happening there because the idea is so revolutionary. I think children, pets, and girlfriends should spend a good part of the day taped to a wall. That way when I'm getting hammered on cheap vodka and Mr. Pibb there is less danger of me falling on anyone.

lovin it! feels like home =)

peek~a~boo

I've heard about the coffee meetings. That would be cool to go, but they happen during my weekly ritual of watching survivor. There are also some kind of meetings at the sugarhouse library once in a while. I emailed someone about it once but never heard back.

But I would like to meet more atheists around here. Also skeptics. It's really hard to be a skeptic and not have skeptical friends. I have to keep my mouth shut all the time, nobody wants to hear "you bought detox footpads? WHAT!?!?!". I don't have any kids so play dates are not an option for me but that sounds like a good way to get out and socialize. I guess I will have to go out and impregnate somebody first. Or borrow a child from friends.

so do you know any other Utah atheists or is this site the first place you have found any?

That's cool, I like long stories because I'm nosey. I'm not from here but I've been here for 7 years. Actually the longest I've lived in one place. I went from Germany to Louisiana to Minnesota (for two months) and then to Utah.

are you new in Utah or are you from here?