The Flying Spaghetti Monster's Comments

Happy birthday though irrelevant to a superior species as timeless as thou art.

May your tentacles be plentiful and your existence outshine lesser imagined deities. Particularly ones dealing with worshiping devices of torture, incest, infanticide and the other plethora of damning practices.

I am only a pirate in the sense that I've captured this vessel in which I reside...

Happy birthday ! (and a happy New year :)

only 17 poor little pirates left.......

it doesn't matter what kind of pirate you are.

according to the chart any pirate will help lower the temperature and save the fucking world, otherwise it would be more specific

Can I be a viking pirate?

People! become a fucking pirate!! save the fucking world!!!!!! look at the graph, its just so obvious....

Pastafarians! This means the world will end in the year 4000. So we have plenty of time to screw around and drink beer.

yes the awesome number 4000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#4,000!