Although it'll probably never happen, I recently decided to plan out my ideal funeral. It's going to go something like this. Firstly it will be held at night with all the guests dressed up as zombies. I want alcohol and lively music. The casket will have a number of hidden tape recorders which will play pre-recorded messages such as "Let me out of this thing, I'm not dead". There will be an automated arm which will break out of the earth once the casket has been buried. I'm also happy for the actors who play Sam and Dean Winchester to show up and shoot people with salt rounds before salting and burning my corpse. Hookers and Strippers optional depending on what the guests feel like.

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Comment by Justin Pearson Smith on May 21, 2009 at 4:33am
I won't be around to stop people bringing them. So I guess it's up to the guests.

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