It must have been all of those gay brontosauruses spreading their homosexual agenda and angering God. Or, perhaps it was because the Stegosauruses were building nests on Sunday? There must be an illogical explanation for all of this. Quick, someone call the Institute of Creation Research!

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Comment by roland707 on June 17, 2011 at 10:24pm
By George, I think you've got it! HAHA
Comment by Daniel W on June 17, 2011 at 9:42pm
I think this discussion indicates that the dinosaurs had to ride in a separate boat because they were gay.  After continuing to engage in highly sinful homosexual pepperoni eating while on their separate boat, which was largely the reason god started the whole flood thing anyway, Noah knew he had to do something to save the morality of other animals, so kablooey.
Comment by Grace Fitzpatrick on June 17, 2011 at 10:15am
If you run into devout Muslims, the dinosaurs all died from eating pepperoni.
Comment by Loren Miller on June 17, 2011 at 9:21am

Actually, I think the following says it all:

 

Comment by roland707 on June 17, 2011 at 9:04am
You got it all wrong. Dinosaurs never existed. The bones were put there by the devil to fool scientists. There are actually lots of people who believe that.
Comment by Daniel W on June 16, 2011 at 9:57am
This is frightening.  When I read your headline, I thought I would be snarky and say "because they were gay so god punished them".  Then I opened up the posting and you said basically that.  Whatever that says about me, I don't know.

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