Name: God

 

Occupation: Celestial babysitter, universe development coordinator, shrink, psychotherapist.

 

Interests: Blood, human suffering, evolutionary biology, killing children (including my own), killing everyone.

 

Hobbies: Drinking blood, creating deadly natural disasters, laughing at cancer patients, killing fags.

 

About Me: Blood drinking champion for over 4,000 years, obsessed with playing Sim-Universe, all around nice guy. Got sick of paying child support to my crazy ex (Mary), so I just killed my kid and solved that problem. No more child = No more child support! LOL! I’m not too fond of my asshole neighbor in the Deep South (Satan), thinking about moving further north sometime soon or just walking over there and shooting him in the face.

 

Did I mention how much I love Sim-Universe? Everyone in my Sim-Universe thinks I’m watching each of them all the time and that I actually care about each one of ‘em! They look at me to solve all of their petty problems. But I can’t help it; I keep pressing the kill button and sending natural disasters and plagues to see how they deal with it! LOL! I answer a few prayers here and there, and they forgive me for everything bad I’ve done! LOL! IDIOTS! Oh well, they keep me entertained on Friday nights when none of the angels want to go bar hopping with me.

 

Hit me up via Prayer, you’ve got about a 50/50 chance of getting at me. Don’t bother during the holidays or on Sundays, my Sims drive me crazyyyy! LOL!

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Comment by roland707 on June 29, 2011 at 8:54am
HAHAHA
Comment by Earther on June 28, 2011 at 10:59am
I like the humor and visual image it plays in my head.  It makes me think what kind of car and gun god uses.  Does god use a condom or the pill?  Hold on here, we are Atheist, haha.  Painting sarcasm in our heads only helps to get over the violence we feel toward our fellow theist.  My sim card for theist is lacking in reception. 
Comment by ryan cameron on June 28, 2011 at 10:07am
"If a profile is created on myspace, does anybody see it?" - modern proverb
Comment by dr kellie on June 28, 2011 at 9:52am

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