Was Mary’s husband Joseph was a “cuckold”

I think we all know the story of Jesus being born in a manger.
And I think we all now that “Jesus” was the “Son of God.”
Now Jesus’ mother was Mary.
His human “father” was Joseph.
But his “real” father was “God.”
Okay…..
So, being an Atheist, I have to ask the following:

1. Were Mary and Joseph married?
a. When did they get married?
b. Where did they get married?
c. How long were they married before she got pregnant?

2. Was Jesus conceived out of wedlock?

3. Did God have consensual sex with Mary?
a. If not did “God” rape Mary?

4. Did Mary know who Jesus father really was?

5. Was Marry sleeping around?

6. Was Joseph a “cuckold?” *
a. Where was Joseph when Mary was conceiving Jesus?

7. We’re May and Joseph having sex with others?

8. Did Mary and Joseph have any other children?
a. Did they have any before Jesus?
b. Did they have any after Jesus?

* Cuckold defined:
–noun 1. the husband of an unfaithful wife.
–verb (used with object) 2. to make a cuckold of (a husband).
Origin:
1200–50; ME cukeweld, later cok ( k ) ewold, cukwold < AF *cucuald (cf. MF cucuault ), equiv. to OF cocu cuckoo + -ald, -alt pejorative suffix ( see ribald); appar. orig. applied to an adulterer, in allusion to the cuckoo's habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests
—Related forms cuck·old·ly, adverb
Dictionary.com Unabridged
Based on the Random House Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2010.


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Comment by T Andrew Klatt on August 4, 2010 at 12:05pm
I always think of the late Sam Kinneson's routine about Mary coming home to explain to Joseph she was pregnant.

"It's not that I don't believe you honey...I do, but he'd better be the ONLY son of god...if you know what I mean."
Comment by Grace Fitzpatrick on August 4, 2010 at 9:54am
I believe they were, in fact, single, when Mary became pregnant and Joseph wanted to take off, but god showed up in a dream or something and convinced him not to. As I remember it, Mary was just going about her day, when BOOM! Angels appeared and told her she was preggers by the big guy. Even though she was still a teenager with a boyfriend and a whole life ahead of her, she was just estatic to be a 15 year old mom instead of having to waste her time running around with friends going to the ancient mall, etc.

As I understand it, they had several children after Jesus and some of them were even disciples.

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