War on Christmas: $80 blasphemous ugly sweater giveaway contest!

Christmas isn’t a big deal here in Taiwan, so it’s hard to get “in the season” or riled up by this “War on Christmas” controversy. But I want to celebrate the meaning of Christmas by giving away two things I really want, rather than buying them for myself.

First up is this amazing Christmas “ugly-sweater” with Baphomet on it.

Next is this snazzy hoodie (that’s not even available outside of Taiwan but I’ll ship it to you). When  you zip it all the way up, you transfigure into Jesus. Then you can go around saying “Merry ME-MAS!”

How to win

Write a “War on Christmas” poem and put it in the comments on my blog. It can be a short limerick, a koan, a heroic couplet, a haiku, ballad, stanza or non-rhyming experimental. It doesn’t have to be long or very good. Funny or serious is up to you, just something about the whole “happy holidays” feud. I’ll pick two out (or have people vote if I find a way to do it…)

Check it out and leave a comment here

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