I was explaining to the Sunday school classroom that the ancient Sumerians must have been incredibly confused when they saw God create the universe 6,000 years ago. They probably all needed a stiff drink to calm themselves, so they drank a ton of beer (a beverage that predated the creation of the universe by a few thousand years.)

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Comment by Mike Haynes on March 8, 2011 at 2:04pm
Your church sounds more fun. I go to a UU Church. I told the minister I was an atheist. He just said, "Okay... Wait! You're still making the coffee next week, right?"
Comment by Monica S. on February 28, 2011 at 7:31pm

Haha! I'm going to have to steal that quip.

 

But to Joseph, sometimes we go just for the hell of it. Or because family still deems it important so we go to make them happy even though we know and they know no one's getting converted. Outside of having to facepalm when the pastor says something that only my mom would agree with, church is alright(mostly because you can sleep and they will just think you're out in the spirit).

Comment by Alona Naga on February 28, 2011 at 3:16pm
HA! lmao

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