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Thrown out of church today...
Thrown out of church this morning. It was my pastor's birthday today so I brought in a piñata to help get the party started. This wasn't any old piñata, this was a Jesus piñata; and I brought a whip instead of a baseball bat. I guess they had enough of my antics when piles of red cherry Laffy Taffys came flying out after a few lashes. At that point I knew that I had made a huge mistake: Not everybody likes cherry. :(
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Comment by pantagruel1 on January 24, 2011 at 11:53pm -
I actually did get kicked out of sunday school when I was a kid for spitting on one of the teachers.
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Comment by Yusuf Said on January 24, 2011 at 2:53pm -
Where did you find a Jesus pinata? That must be the most blasphemous store ever lol. Do they also sell paintings of Mohammad?
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Comment by 1311 on January 24, 2011 at 10:25am -
I am cracking up!!! You are so funny! :)
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Comment by Glen Rosenberg on January 23, 2011 at 11:18pm -
Go on. Get yourself all liquored up for the fights.
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Comment by saboma on January 23, 2011 at 8:53pm -
Bwuahahaha! Cherry Laffy Taffys were very thoughtful.
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