I was feeling highly patriotic since it's Independence Day weekend, so I wore my old army uniform to the service. During the sermon, the priest asked the congregation what we would do if Jesus came back today. "Would you be ready?" he asked. I jumped up, saluted him, and yelled, "SIR, YES SIR! When Jesus comes back, we'll kill him again SIR!"

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Comment by Atheist Andrea on July 3, 2011 at 8:58pm
Wait. Just read your other posts and I see you have a bit of humor in you so it's probably just a joke.
Comment by Atheist Andrea on July 3, 2011 at 8:56pm
Did you really do this? Freaking crazy but I LOVE it!

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