Thrown out of church today.  Racked up a $400 speeding ticket on the way and I couldn't hide my anger.  When the preacher asked me what was wrong, I didn't feel like going into detail:  "Let's just say that Lot's daughters didn't get fucked this bad."

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Comment by Steph S. on December 12, 2011 at 10:50pm
You are so cool! I love your books!
Comment by Alec Stewart on December 12, 2011 at 10:30am

You, my friend, are awesome!!!

Comment by The Doubter on December 11, 2011 at 10:07pm

Oh boy........I nearly just fell from my chair with laughter........oh my sides are aching!!!:):).....did you honestly say that in your response.......beautiful, just beautiful:) Still laughing........I wish you had a photo of the preacher's face to post...........:)

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