When the donation plate came around, I stood up, slammed my $300 speeding ticket into the plate, and belted out a "PRAISE JESUS!" I'm getting serious about my faith in Christ; either this fucker died for my sins or Glenn Beck lied to me.

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Comment by Brian George on February 20, 2011 at 6:40pm
This sounds SO much like something I would do...
Comment by Pansy on February 20, 2011 at 10:29am
glenn beck lies to everyone, you're no different that anyone else

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