When it was time to give praise to Jesus, I rolled my eyes and let out an obnoxious groan.  When the rest of the congregation asked what was wrong, I told them that I just couldn't bring myself to worship a 33 year old virgin that still lives with his parents.

 

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Comment by Mike on November 29, 2011 at 8:10pm

Would have been a great moment to belch and rip a ripe wet one...

 

 

Comment by Loren Miller on November 27, 2011 at 12:10pm

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!  Oh, that's SO PERFECT!  Parenthetically, y'all suppose Haysus ever gets tired of the boot-licking?

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