If man is made in the image of god, then god must have a penis. Question is, what the hell does he do with it???

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Comment by John B Hodges on January 28, 2011 at 11:39pm
There are at least 250,000 different species of beetles. Famous biologist (Haldane?) said that God must have "an inordinate fondness for beetles", because he made so many of them. So perhaps God is a giant beetle.
Comment by Richard Healy on January 22, 2011 at 4:44pm

"If man is made in the image of god, then god must be dumb all over and a little ugly on the side."

 

Frank Zappa.

Comment by Glen Rosenberg on January 21, 2011 at 11:55pm
gives the virgin mary all she can handle.

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