So, I had an embarrassing experience on the site here. I was trying to convey some work i did before the last bout of brain damage. I'm pretty sure my work is'nt wrong, only my ability to convery my work. Hell I'm guessing at my own notes. Yah I am too stupid to decipher my own notes at this point.
So, barring the myriads of tranlations I've done, the sriptures of the Bible should be enough to stand on their own for my proposal. My proposal is, that the God of the Bible is a volcano...well specifically magma. I propose that the ancients were volcano worshippers and simply forgot that along the line. The Bible holds creation stories. Nothing more.
After all the eggheads here ( I mean that as a compliment ) could'nt see even the similarities between the bible's description of God and a volcano...I really thought I was losing my mind. So, I wrote a letter to hte smartest person I know. She's a genius beyond what I ever was and has no brain damage.
The conversation went like this.
Me : Hye. Did you get that invite I sent for experience project ?
Ok. I need to know if my brain is working correctly in a descriptive regard. It's a long story. I was on a message board with a bunch of PhD's and now I amreally wondering about either my brain capacity or thiers. Yah I know I have brain damage, but I need to confirm something with you before I believe I have lost it to this extent. Be honest.
I am going to describe something to you and you have to guess what it is.
A mountain with fire and brimstone coming out of the top of it. Thick black clouds of smoke, lightning all around the mountain. Lava burning up everything it touches as it seeps down the mountain.
What is the word for what I just described to you ?
Her Reply : Volcano, unless they've changed the meaning of the word or the way they are described now, and yes, I got your invite...haven't had much chance to check it out yet though.
Me : Ok...so both of us are smarter than umpteen PhD's. Good. I really thought I was losing my mind there.Now I am back to being terribly concerned about the state of professionals in our society LOL They really had me scared I was losing my mind completely.
Her reply : OK, now you've got me curious...what did THEY tell you it was, and where is this board? I do know that sometimes what the laymen's terms are for something is not really what the technical term is and there have been instances where certain terms have fallen out of favor for various reasons, but I can't imagine anyone not getting anything but "volcano" out of that description.
Me : Well I should tell you, I did'nt post it EXACTLY like I wrote it for you. It's an atheist forum. I was comparing the descriptions of God in the Bible to a volcano. It blew my mind when nobody could see the similarities.
And the Lord said unto Moses "Low, I come unto thee in a thick cloud..."
and it came to pass on the third day in the morning,
that there were thunders and lightnings,
and a thick cloud upon the mount,
and the voice of the trumpet exceeding loud:
so that all the people that was in the camp trembled.
and mount Sinai was altogether on a smoke,
because the Lord descended upon it in fire;
and the smoke thereof ascended as the smoke of a furnace,
and the whole mount quaked greatly."
19:22 and let the priests also, which come near to the Lord, sanctify themselves, lest the Lord break forth upon them.
Specially the day that thou stoodest before the Lord thy God, in Horeb (Mt. Sinai) when the Lord said unto me, "Gather me the people together, and I will make them hear my words, that they may learn to fear me all the days that they shall live upon the earth, and that they may teach their children. 4:11 And ye came near and stood under the mountain; and the mountain burned with fire unto the midst of heaven, with darkness, clouds, and thick darkness. 4:12 And the Lord spake unto you out of the midst of the fire: ye heard the voice of the words, but saw no similitude; only ye heard a voice.
Understand therefore this day, that the Lord thy God is he which goeth over before thee; as a consuming fire he shall destroy them, and he shall bring them down before thy face: so shalt thou drive them out, and destroy them quickly, as the Lord hath said unto thee.
Lord, when thou wentest out of Se’ir, when thou marchedst out of the field of Edom, the earth trembled, and the heavens dropped, the clouds also dropped water. 5:5 The mountains melted from before the Lord, even that Sinai from before the Lord God of Isreal.
2 Samuel 22:2 & Psalms 18
And he said, The Lord is my rock, and my fortress, and my deliverer; 22:3 The God of my rock; in him will I trust: he is my shield, and the horn of my salvation, my high tower, and my refuge, my saviour; thou savest me from violence. 22:4 I will call on the Lord, who is worthy to be praised: so shall I be saved from mine enemies. 22:5 When the waves of death compassed me, the floods of ungodly men made me afraid; 22:6 The sorrows of hell compassed me about; the snares of death prevented me; 22:7 In my distress I called upon the Lord, and cried to my God: [B]and he did hear my voice out of his temple, and my cry did enter into his ears. 22:8 Then the earth shook and trembled; the foundations of heaven moved and shook, because he was wroth. 22:9 There went up a smoke out of his nostrils, and the fire out of his mouth devoured: Coals were kindled by it. 22:10 He bowed the heavens also, and came down; and darkness was under his feet. 22:11 And he rode upon a cherub, and did fly: and he was seen upon the wings of the wind. 22:12 And he made darkness pavilions round about him, dark waters, and thick clouds of the skies. 22:13 Through the brightness before him were coals of fire kindled. 22:14 The Lord thundered from heaven, and the most High uttered his voice. 22:15 And he sent out arrows, and scattered them; lightning, and discomfited them. 22:16 And the channels of the sea appeared, the foundations of the world were discovered, at the rebuking of the Lord, and the blast of the breath of his nostrils.
her reply : Hahaha...sorry, but it's funny because I asked Bob what he got out of your original description and he thought it was a Biblical reference, and then we got into an argument because I couldn't figure out how the hell he came up with that out of what you described!! Now that I know the context it makes perfect sense, but I can see how a bunch of over-educated atheists might not see it. It's scary sometimes how Bob's simplemindedness sees things that no one else does...it's truly like being married to Forrest Gump. Maybe I can feed him some equations and he'll come up with an accepted Unified Field Theory...
As I said, the descriptions alone tell me God is a volcano. Th etymology is simply icing on the cake. I also have some geological data and planetary physics data that would suggest the God of the Bible is a volcano as well. But if people can't even see it from the Bibles' descriptions of God alone... it would have useless posting the other things. I might perhaps post more here in the blog where I won't bother anyone.
But please...can't anyone see the resemblance of God to a volcano in these sctiptures ???? The bible is full of more of these in every book.