Some People Just Don't Get Satire It Seems

I keep getting comments, pm's, and emails regarding a satire piece I wrote for Christmas. There's even a 'Stumbler' who thought the article was serious and reviewed it as if it were here.

I've gotten messages from Christians telling me that mistletoe isn't a Christian religious symbol and messages from pagans insisting the same. I've even gotten a message from an atheist berating me for saying atheists shouldn't celebrate Christmas and for spreading stereotypes about atheists.

Seriously, are people really that clueless?

Here's the humor/satire piece: A Very Atheist Christmas

And yes, I'm STILL getting those messages about the Christmas piece.