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RUFFLING THE GOD FEATHERS

I got my own back on some "god feathers" today.

A man and his son arrived on my doorstep. When I opened the door the man started to talk about the signs we have on the window next to the door. They read "Welcome to the House of Perpetual Commotion" and "Everyone here seems normal until you get to know them".

Recognizing foot-in-the-door sales patter, I smiled and asked bluntly "What is it that you want?"

"We've come here to talk about the Bible", said the man. I replied, "Oh, I've got something for you." Then I handed them one of the "Why do you believe in God?" tracts which were sitting conveniently on the shelves just inside the door. In my opinion, these tracts are the best down-loadable anti-Christian tracts I have come across on the Net. I have been waiting for the opportunity to use them. "Come back when you've finished reading it", I said, and then closed the door.

If he is foolish enough to come back he will probably regret it. I do not like having my Saturday morning interrupted by door to door sales people.

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Comment by The Nerd on February 1, 2010 at 9:57am: This made my morning! :D

Comment by Secular Sue on January 31, 2010 at 1:37pm: I'll print some up right away!

Comment by Rosemary LYNDALL WEMM on January 31, 2010 at 10:50am: @Shamar

Yes, that is it. I like it because it is not rude or too in-your-face but it covers the main failings of the Christian faith, especially from the Fundie point of view.

Comment by Shamar on January 31, 2010 at 10:14am: Thanks Loren....I know that I have given out a few of these on campus when somebody tried to give me a bible, lol

Comment by Shawn M. on January 31, 2010 at 9:11am: Very funny. Good job. I had taken a college course on Satanism and Witchcraft so I know a little about both. When bible thumpers come to my door, I invite them in and try to convert them to Satanism. They never stay long.

Comment by Loren Miller on January 31, 2010 at 7:38am: Whether that was it or not, Shamar, it just went into my collection ... and methinks I may print a couple, just in case....