So I discovered this gem of a site, http://www.raptureletters.com/. Basically if you have loved ones who are not christian and you cannot covert then just go to this site and put their name and email address in and once all the christians are raptured away you will receive an email letting your loved one know you were raptured and are ok.

My very basic, 2nd grade question is who sends these emails if all the christians are raptured. Do they have one moderator on the site that is willing to bite the bullet and stay around to let all us heathens know?

http://www.raptureletters.com/

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Comment by Sentient Biped on April 16, 2009 at 9:07pm
It will be fun to see what happens with the site managers lose interest and quit logging in. Then all of the letters will get sent. Imagine, all of those people having to explain why they didn't get raptured. There was a rapture rupture.

I'd love to get someone to break into the chapel and do a switch on one of those burial phones. Then they could text message 'from the beyond'. That has the makings of a movie.
Comment by Adam Johnson on February 10, 2009 at 3:36pm
That is pretty awesome.
Comment by Dan Gilbert on February 10, 2009 at 2:37pm
There's another site just like that (the URL escapes me) for the same purpose, but they advertise loud and clear that they are atheists... and that way you can be assured that your letters will get sent out because THEy certainly aren't going to be raptured.

I thought that was hilarious... and brilliant! :-)
Comment by Joshua Dolan on February 9, 2009 at 8:49pm
Well, I just checked and it doesn't ask for money to add to the registry, or do any visible kind of validation... I wonder how many email addresses and names would need to be generated and how fast to bring the system down? lol
Comment by Polymath on February 9, 2009 at 8:22pm
In answer to your technical question: as I understand it, they have the computers programmed so that the letters are sent out if none of a certain collection of people logs in for a period of about a week. It is assumed that if nobody logs in that the rapture has taken them away so the computer can send out the offensive letters to those left behind.

This is yet another way that such people separate the stupid from their money. *sigh*
Comment by unholyroller on February 9, 2009 at 7:56pm
These idiots come from the same stupid farm as the people who are burying cell phones with their dead relatives.
Comment by Фелч Гроган on February 9, 2009 at 6:54pm
I like this better. They're stealing from the stupid -


http://postrapturepost.com/

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