Ranting makes me happy... like a blind lesbian in a fish shop.

I'm tired of all this nonsense bullshit that people post on Facebook. "God knows bla bla bla" or "God wants us to whatever". Jesus fucking christ. How would you know what your god knows and wants you to do? Did he tell you personally? What if your god wants you to shut the fuck up?

The reason that I shunned Christianity and all forms of organized religions was because of the hypocrisy that comes with it. Look, if you're a really good, bible-abiding Christian, then you shouldn't even fornicate, or drink yourself silly, or snort coke, or even smoke weed. Or even be a homosexual for crying out loud.

So how can one self-respecting individual be trigger happy with the mouse posting god shit and be imbibing himself or herself on a regular basis, or fuck someone even if they're not married? How? The sheer hypocrisy of that stuns me to no end. And that bullcrap about God's will and everything is in God's hands? Give me a fucking break. That's about the lamest excuse an idiotic numbskull can come up with.

Take fucking responsibility for your actions. If you broke it, then by all means, pay for it. What kind of sad, distorted lives you lead, restrained by fear of punishment and hope for a reward in the afterlife? That's from Einstein himself by the way. Which I believe to be true. I'm gonna tell you what your god wants. And this is really legit. He told me himself to tell you to quit being pussies and use your pea-sized brain to think for yourselves. What a bunch of losers.

There is no God. We are our own gods.

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Comment by Hazel H. on May 13, 2011 at 3:32pm
Thank you, Antonio. People need to wake up. Or just shut the fuck up and grow up. Glad you like it.
Comment by Antonio Chambers on May 13, 2011 at 11:04am
Very well said, as i often say Religion=fairy tale for grown ups. The sooner we realize that WE are in charge of our lives, the sooner society will crawl out of the gutter. Nice post Hazel :D
Comment by Hazel H. on May 8, 2011 at 12:34am
@Glen: Too bad Pluto isn't considered a planet anymore. Lol.
@Ally: Maybe. ;P
@Wanderer: I don't know, too.
Comment by Jedi Wanderer on May 7, 2011 at 8:52pm
Plus I don't even know that this hilarious metaphor for happiness necessarily implies the old "fish tale". I thought it was more of a visual joke...
Comment by Jedi Wanderer on May 7, 2011 at 8:50pm
I don't know about fish, but I have smelled some god-awful stinkers in my day. Penis-shriveling, run-for-the-hills and don't look back stinkers. But maybe I just get more pussy than you, Ally!
Comment by Ally on May 6, 2011 at 3:18pm

Excellent rant Hazel, I look forward to more.

But I must say as a slutty Lezbeau who loves pussy I have never encountered the smell or taste of fish... I think that is only a problem for penis lovers... I'll embark on further study. ;)

 

Comment by Glen Rosenberg on May 6, 2011 at 9:24am

Thanks Hazel,

You gave me a real good laugh to start my morning. Please continue to rant away!

You may want to consider another planet before you lose it completely.

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