A fellow came to me in the street the other day. He said, "Hey Man," "do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Shoot," I said.

{Q} "What is the difference in Santa Clause and Jesus Christ?"
{A} "Santa Clause is real!"

{Q} There are two Santa's on a roof. How can you tell which one is a Baptist?
{A} "The Baptist will be the one with the Easter Basket!"

{Q} "If a Catholic and a Methodist both jumped from the 27th floor window of a Hotel, at exactly the same moment, which one would hit the pavement first?"
{A} "Who Cares?"

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