You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town

He’s making a list,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who’s naughty and nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town

He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He watches when you are changing
He watches when you are bathing
And he masturbates to it every day

O! You better watch out!
You better not cry.
Better not make a sound, I’m telling you why.
Santa Claus to molest you.
Santa Claus is to rape you.

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