NEW GROUP: Herculaneum: A Place for Men

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Comment by Dallas the Phallus on August 4, 2009 at 5:28pm

@Judith: Thanks for the well wishes.

Comment by Dallas the Phallus on August 4, 2009 at 5:25pm

@felch And those that can write their initials in the snow.

So does that disqualify you?

Comment by moJoe on August 3, 2009 at 10:47pm

Adam and Eve were lounging around the garden when God came to Adam and said:

ADAM, BECAUSE YOU WERE THE FIRST OF MY CREATIONS AND ARE SPECIAL TO ME, LO, I SHALL BESTOW UPON YOU A SPECIAL GIFT THAT DIFFERENTIATES YOU FROM OTHER BEASTS.
WALK WITH ME.

Adam said "Wow!" and began to follow after the Lord, but Eve stopped them.

"Wait a second, is only he getting a gift?" she asked

YES, replied God.

"Well that's not very fair. I can't help that you made him first, but I am his mate and should have a gift too."

God considered this for a moment and finally said, VERY WELL. BOTH OF YOU THINK UPON THE GIFTS THAT YOU WANT AND COME TO ME WHERE I WAIT, AT THE TREE IN THE CENTER OF THE GARDEN.

So Adam and Eve went off on their own to think upon what boon they would ask of the Lord. And then, independently, they sought him out to request what they would.

The next day, Adam swaggered up to Eve, filled with pride in his new gift.

"What did you ask for, Adam?" inquired Eve.

"I asked the Lord to let me write my name when I pee!" he beamed, and promptly whipped out his peter and wrote his name in cursive in the dust on the ground.

"What did you get?" he asked.





































































































































"Multiple Orgasms."

Comment by Фелч Гроган on August 3, 2009 at 9:46pm

Membership is open to males only.

And those that can write their initials in the snow.