Apparently I have a superpower.

Invisibility.

For some reason, people DON'T listen to me when I'm talking. Soneone would ask me why i'm in a bad mood, and right when I start explaining, they leave to talk to someone else. The same thing happens when I have to explain a joke to someone.

I walk down a hallway next to a complete stranger, one of my closest friends is behind me. I don't see her, but she clearly sees both of us. She says hi really enthusiasticly, I turn around to see her and am about to say hi back, but she goes to the stranger right next to me and the two walk off.

Pretty cool power, no?

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Comment by éminence grise on March 10, 2009 at 11:29am
Truth is, you're not the only invisible person...

you just don't notice all the others ;)
Comment by Clarence Dember on March 7, 2009 at 1:57am
Good one!
Mirror that crass vibe right back at those incommunicative masses.
The hoard mind could stand the feed back.
Cla
Comment by Rickr0ll on March 7, 2009 at 1:33am
well it's meta-invisability. you do something supiscious you know they'll drop the dime on you in a heartbeat.

My advice: fain deafness and carry around one of those small whiteboards lol. Test the limits of your superpower lol.

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