Yet again, making the line between satire and fundamentalism even blurrier... I present the Brother Steve Winter's Winterband. Just listen to the lyrics before following the link - guaranteed awesomeness.

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Shame, shame, shame

I Corinthians 14: 34, 35

34: Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
35: And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church"



Regarding the leaven of the UPC.... Well well well....

Licensing women to preach was not enough...
Licensing divorced and remarried men to preach was not enough...
Having to agree not to contend for the faith was not enough...
Going a whoring after the world with every heathen holiday wasn't enough...
Total disregard of the commandments regarding women not speaking in Church was not enough...
Having one of their top leaders caught doing Sodomy in a park wasn't enough...
General let down on the old paths of holiness wasn't enough...

But apparently the UPCI leadership embracing television WAS enough for some old
timers to leave the United Pentecostal Church International.

But will they keep their other sins like the Protestants kept the trinity?

Bro. Steve Winter


Only "shame" is that they actually sound good, in a swampy kind of way.

Regarding Facebook:

The irresponsible and corrupt scum running facebook have cooperated with false-christian devils, disabled my account, and apparently removed all of my material. I ask all real Christians to agree with me in prayer that the Lord Jesus Christ would reward ALL the scum responsible according to their works including the corrupt trash that run facebook. Be aware that facebook is engaging in false advertising and practice religious censorship at their whim. No real Christian should EVER purchase any product advertised on facebook. If you are on facebook, please spread the word what those scum have done, but mostly pray that the Lord Jesus Christ reward those scum according to their filthy works.

Regarding YouTube:

The false-christian scum running the "Tangle" (formerly GodTube) video service have cancelled the WinterBand account for daring to complain about their censorship of the "Don't Diss Mohammed" music video. They want to play "christian" while catering to Islam. They have lied and accused us of violating there terms of service for daring to complain about their censorship. They changed their name from "GodTube" to "Tangle" which I suppose is good that they are being honest as they are a tangle of false-doctrine and deception. "What a tangled web they weave....". To view the video that they censored click here:


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After all that, the site starts to get really weird. Enjoy.

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Comment by ɟǝןıx dǝʇɹɐɹ on May 9, 2009 at 11:37pm
I'd rename "WinterBand" to "ZZ missionary position".
Comment by John Redbear Jones-Keiser on March 30, 2009 at 5:03am
To pursue sanity in a world gone mad is the act of a lunatic.

My name is REDBEAR and I am counting 'net coup and taking the white man to task

ONWARD ANTICHRISTIAN SOLDJA
Comment by River Otter on March 20, 2009 at 12:57pm
These Smeg heads are batshit crazy!

I still don't think they should have been censored though.
Comment by River Otter on March 20, 2009 at 12:46pm
Holy Shit!!! They are from Roxboro!!! I have to pick my nephew up from there tomorrow. Oh...Yuck!

I am going to check out their site a little better.
Comment by River Otter on March 20, 2009 at 12:39pm
Just finished watching the vids. I especially liked "Don't Diss Mohammad". They jammed and I liked the effects. It's a darn shame these were pulled from Facebook & Youtube.

Ok..Off to check out link.

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