jesus: zombie or vampire

I wonder about this jesus guy. If you ask me. I think he was a vampire and not a zombie. they try to kill him but before he dies he releases his spirit/soul. vampires have no souls right? then he comes back and doesn't make any huge outdoor appearances like he used to. has an indoor meeting and a meeting outside at night. scared of the sun maybe? and what's with the whole drink my blood thing? He seems too cognitive to be a zombie and more concerned with blood than brains. killed on a cross? vampires hate crosses. and didn't he ascend into heaven? zombies don't fly. guess what vampires do? yeah fly. he's a freakin vampire!

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Comment by Leslee Love on April 14, 2009 at 10:01pm
Haha was there?? Ah shit
Comment by Leslee Love on April 14, 2009 at 7:41pm
Mmmmm....vampires. HOOOTTT! You may have something here!! Jesus the vampire...this might be helpful in my vampire tale...I will cite this!! :)
Comment by cj the cynic on April 14, 2009 at 3:43pm
You have a good point there!

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