Okay, this guys a real Koran pounding ass hole. Now, his father was a Mullah, his brothers were Mullah’s. They rallied against Saddam and paid the price. Saddam had them killed (wished he'd done us all a favor and gotten junior too, but well, one can only wish..).
Now this guy is the baby of the family. He went off to study to be a Mullah. He didn’t even finish the first part. He quit. But I guess when your dad is a honcho in a religion, I guess you get to slide.
Currently he is spending his time between Iran and Iraq. Seems that Iran’s religious leaders have taken him under their wing (or robes). They have put him on a fast track to become an Ayatollah
or “Sign of God.” In other words, they are spoon feeding him.
By the way, just FYI, the President of Iran and the President of Iraq visit each other a lot. Funny how you never hear much about it in the press.
ANYWAY, have you ever noticed this guys TEETH
? Has this guy ever been introduced to tooth paste or a tooth brush? Does he even know what a tooth brush is or for? I piety his dentist.
Gezzz…. No wonder ya gotta have arranged marriages. Flossing? Are you kidding?
And this guy is a threat. And a religious leader.
And people wonder why I'm
Maybe there ought to be a show, say “Queer Eye for the Mullah Guy
?” Or how about, "Mullah Makeover?"
Or maybe, "Flip This Mullah
Maybe the best way to deal with this Koran Pounder is to get some big guys (in protective clothing), grab him, and give him a bath. Yup, soap and water might be our best weapon against Religious Leaders of Mass Destruction (RLMD)
. By the way, I just made that up and you can use it if you want.
So, um, you think this guys ever scored? Let alone kissed a girl? I'll bet the only time he's ever talked to a girl he probably had to have a credit card.
What do you all think?