I'd have a blast making Megadeth puns and being a pain in the ass to some people too, LOL.
How I Would Ring Religious Peoples Doorbells As Vic Rattlehead:
Step 1. I get on their portch and sing these lines from
"Skull Beneath The Skin" by Megadeth:
*As we fold your arms to make the Holy Cross, we cross the crucifix - RELIGION HAS BEEN LOST!* before ringing the bell.
Step 2. If they say shit about the
"religion has been lost" part I repeat
*Peace Sells - BUT WHO'S BUYIN?!* until Candy is given.
Step 3. If they do not give me candy, I go back to step 1 and repeat the entire process until I get some. XD
Stuff To Say/Sing/Shout While Walking:
Random Lines: "Washington - YOU'RE NEXT!", "Possibly I've seen too much, Hangar 18 - I KNOW TOO MUCH!", "I'll never let you walk alone, I know your enemy - IT ONCE WAS ME.", "I'm Addicted To Chaos - YAH!", "Hello me... it's ME again.", "The Hardest Part of Letting Go Is Saying - GOODBYE"
Responses To Other People: "Killing Is My Business - AND BUSINESS IS GOOD!", "Am I Weak Man? ARE YOU FEELING STRONG?!", "Kill The King!", "Higher Costs, Personal Holocaust - Forecloser Of A Dream", "I'm On My Way To Impact - CHASING HIGH SPEED DIRT!", "Be Like The Mad Dog That Bites The Hand That Feeds!", "I Can't DIE DEAD ENOUGH"
If I see anyone wearing a Puppet outfit or Video Game Character costume: "Dance like the marrionettes, sway to the symphony - OF DESTRUCTION!"
* Thats basically it besides getting candy or partying my ass off... OH! And looking like the picture in here would be so epic. \m/ *

~ JARGON TERMS AND MEANINGS ~
Vic Rattlehead = 1. Mascot of Thrash Metal band Megadeth, often seen on their album covers as a Skelletin with Metal Caps on his ears, Metal Visor blinding his eyes and Iron Staples sealing his jaws shut. Dave Mustaine designed Vic as a type of "VICtim" and the term "Rattlehead" comes from Dave's mother telling him not to headbang or he might
"Rattle something loose in there"
Megadeth = 1. The total deathtoll of people killed after a nuclear bomb is detonated. 2. The best American thrash Metal band founded by Ex-Metallica guitarist Dave Mustaine.
Jargon = Specific word used by those in a certain group and/or profession.
*rather stereotypical* EXAMPLES
*sorry*: "Dude, that curel was totally bogus!" - Surfer. "OBJECTION! ...I rest my case." - Lawyer
*like Pheonix Wright, LOL.*
You need to be a member of Atheist Nexus to add comments!
Join Atheist Nexus