I'm guessing synthetic drug, laced pot? and mix Jesus.. leads to this kid's arrest...

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-proclaim...

Dispatchers got a call Wednesday at 4:23 a.m. about a dude wearing only shorts and socks. Responding deputies found the man, later identified as Paul Eggers Greene, 18, jumping up and down, screaming, yelling, and waving his arms, according to a news release from the Charlotte County Sheriff's Office.

Deputies said Greene was yelling that he was "Jesus" and everyone was coming to get him.

As a deputy approached Greene, he allegedly ran towards him aggressively while flailing his arms.

Greene stopped when ordered to do so -- but not for long. Greene was tased when he then rushed at the deputy again in full aggressive sprint, the release stated.

After being tased, Greene began flailing his arms and legs and tried to strike the deputy before biting the lawman...and refusing to let go, deputies said.

After being tased again, Greene reportedly released his bite.

While deputies struggled to handcuff the Rotundra West teen, he reportedly rolled over and kicked at deputies, causing deputies to tase him for a third time.

Greene continued his violent outbursts causing scrapes and abrasions to his knees, feet, elbows, and shoulder, deputies said.

Greene was charged with Battery on a Law Enforcement Officer, Assault on a Law Enforcement Officer, Resisting Arrest with Violence and Disorderly Intoxication .

Deputies also stated they believed he was under the influence of some type of drug and took him to a hospital before booking him.

This is Greens second booking at the Charlotte County Jail, according to the report.

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Comment by Billie Culver on January 8, 2013 at 6:45pm

What?! They tased Jesus?? Imagine if they would have had tasers in biblical times when JC through his hissyfit.  Bible would read quite differently. Ha!

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