I Get Philophical on Long Rainy Weekends...

...drink a few beers and ponder the existence of Sun.

"Show me the evidence!" I say, thumping the table with my fist for emphasis, "Show me the e-v-i-d-e-n-c-e!" I shared this sentiment with the men at work, and they all agreed. "Yeah, where the hell's it at?" "I haven't seen it in a while." "Does it even exist?"

The Sun came out yesterday.

I was standing atop a 30-foot pipe bridge when He burst upon us in all His Glory. "I believe!" I cried, throwing my hands in the air, "I belie-e-eve!!!"

They all looked at me like I was lunatic.
How soon they forget.

Infidels!

~March 2009

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