I want to tell everyone I am no longer an atheist. Today at 6:01pm, May 21, 2011. i heard a loud trumpet sound and there was a MASSIVE earthquake, and i saw bodies from graves being lifted up into the air, some belonging to my christian family and friends. There were also several dead bodies walking around. I saw jesus christ descend from the sky taking up his followers to meet him. i began crying because I knew the truth all along, but i didnt listen. The end is definitely here, and i now wish i was a christian. hopefully there is still time and I can still turn my life over to god.

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Comment by Sentient Biped on May 22, 2011 at 9:16am
Damn, I missed that.  Must have been sleeping.
Comment by Antonio Chambers on May 21, 2011 at 10:48pm
Yes sure. Harold Camping and I are the only one's that have been raptured. He's up here talking shit, Jesus and Moses are snorting coke and watching 2 and a half men. The wifi sucks...i'm leaving this place. -__-
Comment by Antonio Chambers on May 21, 2011 at 10:13pm
hahaha..yeah..just writing a little satirical comedy..poking a lil fun at the idiots.
Comment by John Camilli on May 21, 2011 at 10:12pm
Dude, you were just watching an old episode of American Dad - it wasn't real, lol.

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