How to Be a Good Atheist on Faceboook.

1. Take all the crap people give you.

2. After taking the crap, smile and say, “Thank you, may I have some more pretty please?”

3. Never ever file a complaint with Facebook unless it is against yourself because you are an Atheist.

4. Apologize non-stop for being an Atheist. It is also good to grovel at times.

5. Ask Facebook to make sure that everyone on Facebook around the world knows you are an atheist and see what Facebook can do to make sure that other members can harass you non-stop 24/7.

6. When receiving threats, make sure you get their e-mail address so you can send a thank you note.

7. See if you can actually PAY Facebook for the privilege of being abused on their site.

8. Make sure that every bully on Facebook knows you’re an Atheist by purchasing an ad from Facebook.

9. Remember, you are here to be abused by EVERYONE on Facebook. That is your only mission in life.

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Comment by caveman73 on July 21, 2010 at 6:38pm
Guess I am lucky in this regard. I have been an Atheist for 2+ years and on Facebook the same amount of time. I have had a couple people try and give me crap about my Atheist and just went heavy handed on him and a few others that have attempted to "save" me or harass me. Most of my family and friends know I am an Atheist and are understanding for the most part.
Comment by Nev Saberon on July 21, 2010 at 8:23am
In Facebook, I seek and destroy fundies and the games they like to play everytime. I give them a /pat on the back and say "good luck on rebuilding your temple (dogma) because the "acid" that just came out from my mouth has been creating that corrosive damage all the time" -that is how Science worked and has been working ever since. It never stops.
Comment by Thomas Charles Hudson on July 17, 2010 at 5:25am
My best friend of 9 years has a Facebook album where he assaults people's irrational comments, whether they be superstitious, ignorant, or w/e goes against logic or is simply 'retarded.' He then takes a screenshot of the ensuing chaos and adds it to a Facebook album titled, "How to Lose Friends." Right now, it's got like 5 pages of pure win.
Comment by Fabio on July 17, 2010 at 5:03am
Or you can just give them hell if they try to throw crap at you. I do that :P

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