Home sick - I suspect evil spirits have entered me again. Anyone know of a good "man of god" that can perform silly rituals to help me?

Perhaps Benny Hinn - he seems super legit. I don't want any charlatans now - just humble servants on fire with the spirit. Let me know...

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Comment by Daniel W on February 13, 2009 at 7:35pm
I stayed home in my sweats, stayed in bed, used some generic cough syrup, drink extra fluids, orange juice, clear soup. Right now I'm having some tea with honey. The usual. I hardly ever get sick, but this one's got me down.
Comment by David S. on February 13, 2009 at 5:20pm
Yeah, MDs get sick like everyone else. Any physician tips for getting through a cold? Also - thanks for the info on the tubes - you should know, though, that with the wireless interweb it also gets you through the ether!
Comment by Daniel W on February 13, 2009 at 2:07pm
I'm at home, sick, too. Almost never happens, now 2nd time this year. My conspiracy theory side says it's a virus being transmitted through the inter-tubes to atheists. Too late to appeal to the mystical healers - they are the ones who are spreading it. Our only choice is to evolve beyond this heinous attack, that which does not kill us will make us stronger.

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