Chef: Stan, sometimes God takes those closest to us, because it makes him feel better about himself. He is a very vengeful God, Stan. He's all pissed off about something we did thousands of years ago. He just can't get over it, so he doesn't care who he takes. Children, puppies, it don't matter to him, so long as it makes us sad. Do you understand?


Stan: But then, why does God give us anything to start with?


Chef: Well, look at it this way: if you want to make a baby cry, first you give it a lollipop. Then you take it away. If you never give it a lollipop to begin with, then it would have nothin' to cry about. That's like God, who gives us life and love and help just so that he can tear it all away and make us cry, so he can drink the sweet milk of our tears. You see, it's our tears, Stan, that gives God his great power.

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Comment by Steph S. on November 16, 2011 at 10:18pm

I just love the show -- I have some of the seasons on DVD -- I have to get the rest -- I like the show too much!

Yeah -- it's funny that Michael Landon is in hell.

Comment by roland707 on November 16, 2011 at 10:14pm
Every time they show Hell, Michael Landon is there and it cracks me up.
Comment by Steph S. on November 14, 2011 at 6:15pm

South Park is the best show! I love it!

Comment by roland707 on November 14, 2011 at 8:45am

Ah, Trey Parker got it all figured out. Love it

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