Filled with the holy spirit.
I prayed and I pushed, I pushed and I prayed some more. Then, finally, with a force I thought might rip my pernium, it emerged like a newborn into a watery, porcelain world. A world where I planned to exact swift revenge on the assaulter of my anus by flushing it into an eternal abyss of excrement and mutant teen turtles.
When I looked back in anger at what had nearly rendered me unconcious, I noticed what could only be described as a miracle!
There it was in all its glory, the face of Jesus Christ staring back at me. The Savior's image as plain as day; forever immortalized in all its brown majesty in, of all people's bowel movements, mine! I hastily made a cross-like gesture in the air in front of my face and said the lords prayer.
Then with a sudden swish, the whirling water rushed over our lord and savior's face, spinning it into oblivion to be sanitized at the local water sewage treatment facility. To be released like a corn-crowned-boneless-brown messiah to pop up or out at whim and perform miracles throughout the world.
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Comment by Фелч Гроган on March 18, 2009 at 1:40am -
At last. Some enlightened blogging. Reminds me of King Shit.
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Comment by Ravenone on March 18, 2009 at 7:48am -
That Riggs...was disgusting...AND FUNNY AS FUCK!
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Comment by zeeman barzell on March 18, 2009 at 11:33am
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Had a little John the Baptist moment, eh?
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Comment by Ralph Dumain on March 30, 2009 at 12:12pm -
This is an inspiring testimony. Thanks for sharing.
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