So if we're all good little boys and girls, pray to jebus and all that good stuff, eat his body and drink his blood and obey his commandments, we're good to go, right?

Sportin' Life: It ain't necessarily so....

Just as a point of information, I just now googled the world population and it came up at 6,692,030,277. According to Revelation, the total number of those heading to heaven are a measly 144,000, 12,000 from each of the 12 tribes of Israel. That works out to a minuscule 0.00215181% of the current world population or one chance in roughly 46,472! Now that's not exactly "hitting the MegaMillions" chances (one in 175 million), but it sure isn't the great get-together in the sky that the preachers all flap their gums about. Even if you throw out all those nasty muslims and hindus and shintos (oh, and us terrible-AWFUL atheists!), you're still left with 2.1 billion christians, which leaves you with one chance in 14,583! That's a couple mega-churches worth of holier-than-thous left to suffer through all eternity to yield ONE SAVED SOUL ... because the sky-daddy just didn't build his heaven-hotel with quite enough rooms!

If that doesn't constitute an epic, Massive, CATACLYSMIC FAIL ... I'm not certain what does! Oh, and by the way: those odds are getting WORSE all the time as mommy and daddy christians continue to make little baby christians!

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Comment by ignutz oofmeyer on February 12, 2010 at 2:34pm
nice party in hell. we're gonna kick heaven's ass during the apocalypse.
Comment by Loren Miller on February 12, 2010 at 8:32am
With William Shatner as the "Priceline Negotiator?!?" Ohhh, wouldn't THAT go over big?!?

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