Just saw Christoholic bait at the bookstore, a book titled "Food, Fitness, and Faith."  Of course, the word "faith" was accented in it's own special color because it gives Christians a throbbing erection.  Man, these Christoholics will buy fucking ANYTHING if you throw in a shitty, trendy Proverbs verse.

"DURRR HURRRRR, L@@K THEREZ A BIBLE VERSE PRINTED ON THIS TAMPON."

"OH COOL, LET'S PAY $20 FOR IT, HURRR DURRR HURR."

"DERRRRR DERP, HURRR DURRRR DERP!"

"DERRRR HURRRR!"