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BOY TAKES CAR TO SKIP CHURCH
BOY TAKES CAR TO SKIP CHURCH
A seven year-old boy led officers on a car chase in an effort to avoid going to church.
Witnesses reported a child driving recklessly Sunday morning. Two officers caught up with the boy and tried unsuccessfully to stop the Dodge Trepid. The car reach 40mph before stopping in a driveway, with child fleeing inside the home.
When confronted, the boy said he didn't want to go to church reports the Associated Press.
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A seven year-old boy led officers on a car chase in an effort to avoid going to church.
Witnesses reported a child driving recklessly Sunday morning. Two officers caught up with the boy and tried unsuccessfully to stop the Dodge Trepid. The car reach 40mph before stopping in a driveway, with child fleeing inside the home.
When confronted, the boy said he didn't want to go to church reports the Associated Press.
http://autos.aol.com/gallery/funny-car-news?ncid=AOLCOMMautodynlsec0004&icid=main|netscape|dl5|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fautos.aol.com%2Fgallery%2Ffunny-car-news%3Fncid%3DAOLCOMMautodynlsec0004
I CAN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HOW TO COMMENT ON THIS....
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Comment by Jennifer W on July 30, 2009 at 11:32am -
Sounds like a future member of A|N.
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Comment by HoleyHands on July 30, 2009 at 11:18am
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Comment by Ida on July 30, 2009 at 4:23am -
Very funny. I'm just glad no one was hurt :)
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Comment by Billy Deaton on July 29, 2009 at 10:40pm -
WHO CAN BLAME HIM?
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