Hee hee, I'm getting such a kick reading the various FB status updates regarding black friday and jesus!  Since I am not a selfish person, I decided to share a few with you:

 

1)Who's standing in line fighting to see jesus?  Try jesus - no line!

2)I think we should have black friday for folks that wanna be saved.  You have to be at church at 3 a.m. to make it to heaven.

3)I got everything I need on black friday, JESUS!

 

The last one is my personal favorite.  I just want to ask that person if they kept the receipt!! 

 

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Comment by roland707 on November 26, 2011 at 11:02pm
Ah Praybook, er, facebook. Always a source of hilarity! I picked the dumbest time to return a redbox movie. 9pm Thursday at a Walmart. I had to park around the side of the building with the tractor-trailers. I watched the steady stream of customers enter the store as I crossed the over-full parking lot. I said to myself "Ah, the real reason for the season". It's all about movin' the junk. And they can't wait to get in there, and shove down pregnant ladies to get to the towels.
Comment by Tara Benson on November 26, 2011 at 8:33pm

If it weren't for Jesus, there wouldn't even be a Black Friday.  

Comment by Just Mara on November 26, 2011 at 12:06am

@Sentient & Steph - I must admit that I did partake in black friday shopping.  However, it wasn't at any big box stores and I didn't get up at the crack of dawn.  It was at a local book store, I couldn't resist!

Comment by Steph S. on November 25, 2011 at 7:39pm
No shopping for me!
Comment by Sentient Biped on November 25, 2011 at 6:50pm

I didn't shop at all.  Thank you Je$u$!

Comment by Just Mara on November 25, 2011 at 4:57pm
@Andy - LOL yes. I'll dream right along with ya!
Comment by Andy on November 25, 2011 at 3:58pm

I wish the reason there was no line for Jesus was due to a lack of popularity. A guy can dream, right?

Comment by Just Mara on November 25, 2011 at 2:48pm
Well said James!
Comment by James M. Martin on November 25, 2011 at 2:26pm

Sadly, Mara, the current evangelical raison d'existence -- the so-called Prosperity
Gospel -- is tailor-made to ever more calamitous self-indulgence at this time of the year.  Now that camels have marched in a long line, like Best Buy sidewalk campers, through the eye of a needle, they are encouraged to shop till they drop because, after all, if they die buying X-Mess presents, they will go straight to that big Macy's in the Sky, after first assuring St. Peter that they were "good": having spent the family fortune, they went on welfare.

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