Are you going to hell? Take this test to find out! And maybe you'll see for yourself how STUPID christianity is!

This post was copied from my official blog: "The Atheist Goddess"

You can find it here:

http://skycometgoddess-atheistgoddess.blogspot.com/

Okay... on with the test:

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Are You Going To Hell? Take the quiz to find out!

Okay... So this quiz will determine whether you are headed toward "heaven" or "hell." The questions put herein are based upon various Christian beliefs about sin as they have manifested themselves throughout the centuries. Prepare yourself! Chances are fairly good that you're not going to "be saved!" If you answer yes to EVEN 1 of these questions... then you're GOING TO HELLL!!! MWAA! HAA! HAA!!
1. Are you Catholic?
2. Are you Protestant?
3. Do you believe that the bible is the NOT the "literal word of God?"
4. Have you ever worked or done chores or homework on a sunday?
5. Have you ever fallen asleep in church?
6. Have you ever missed a church service for a reason other than illness or family emergency?
7. Do you watch MTV?
8. Do you watch Youtube?
9. Do you practice witchcraft?
10. Do you have any non-christian relatives?
11. Do you listen to rock?
12. Do you listen to rap?
13. Do you listen to Jazz?
14. Do you listen to Secular Classical Music?
15. Do you listen to hip-hop?
16. Do you listen to techno/ electronica/ dance/ europop?
17. Do you watch hollywood-produced movies?
18. Have you ever danced?
19. Have you ever sung anything other than Christian Hymns in church?
20. Have you gone to festivals/ fairs/ amusement parks?
21. Do you smoke?
22. Do you drink?
23. Did you have sex before marriage?
24. Did you kiss on the mouth before marriage?
25. Did you hold hands before marriage?
26. Did you kiss on the cheek before marriage?
27. Have you had sex with more than 1 person ever?
28. Are you gay/ lesbian/ bisexual/ transgender/ questioning?
29. If you're a girl: Have you ever worn pants?
30. If you're a girl: Have you ever worn skirts that show anything above your ankles?
31. If you're a girl: Have you ever worn anything shorter than long-sleeve shirts?
32. If you're a girl: Have you ever worn a bikini?
33. Have you ever used birth control/ contraception?
34. Have you ever had an abortion?
35. Are you a liberal, Moderate, or Democrat?
36. Do you support democracy?
37. Do you believe in evolution?
38. Do you believe in science in general?
39. Do you believe in "gay rights?"
40. Do you read the Bible?
41. Do you listen to "Christian Rock" "Gospel" or "Praise?"
42. Are you Buddhist?
43. Are you Hindu?
45. Are you Muslim?
46. Are you Jewish?
47. Are you Pagan?
48. Are you Mormon, Jehovah's Wittness, or Non-Denominational Christian?
49. Are you Atheist?
50. Are you Agnostic?
51. Have you ever been texting in church?
52. Are you a Democrat?
53. Are you a Liberal?
54. Do you think slavery is a bad thing?
55. Have you ever been drunk?
56. Do you believe in women's rights?
57. If you're a woman: Have you ever sang or spoken in church?
58. If you're a woman: Have you ever gone to church without a hat or head covering on during services?
59. Are you in an interracial or different religious marriage?
60. Have you smoked pot?
61. Have you watched porn?
62. Have you mastrubated?
63. Do you have any images of the virgin mary, crucifixes, nativity scenes or angels in your home?
64. Are you unbaptised?
65. Do you believe that the Earth is round?
67. Are you divorced?
68. Do you support women's right to work outside the home?
69. Are you rich?
70. Are you Pro-choice?
Okay... so it you're like most people, you're going to burn b/c God thinks you're a worthless piece of S#*t. So... next question.... how evil Are you? I.e... what level of Dante's Hell are you going to? To find out... count up to number of yes' and divide the sum by 7. Round your answer to the nearest whole number... and that's where you're going. lol
So okay: Dantes' levels of hell and subsequent punishments.. Look to the right to see how evil you are!
Level 1 - Gates of Hell - You're going to run around and be stung by wasps forever GOODY TWO SHOES
Level 2 - First Circle - You're going to be plagued by unfulfilled desires and hopelessness PATHETIC
Level 3 - Second Circle - You're going to be caught in a tornado forever SINNER
Level 4 - Third Circle - You're going to eat mud forever MALICIOUS
Level 5 - Fourth Circle - You're going to push boulders around forever EVIL
Level 6 - Fifth Circle - You're going to be torn apart in filthy water forever SUPERVILLIAN
Level 7 - Sixth Circle - You're going to live in a smoking tomb forever EVIL SPIRIT
Level 8 - Seventh Circle - You're going to become a suffering tree DEMON
Level 9 - Eighth Circle - You're going to walk around with your head backwards FALLEN ANGEL
Level 10 - Ninth Circle - You're going to be devoured by a three headed demon SATAN
So... how evil are you? and where are you going?

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Tags: Christian Stupidity, Christianity, Hell, Hell Test, Stupidity, Xtianity, Xtians

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Comment by Skycomet the Fallen Angel on February 19, 2010 at 2:44pm
My score was 44 - divided by 7 is 6.28. So... I'm going to the 6th level. The "Fifth Circle of Hell" Where I will be torn apart in filthy water forever [sounds like fun! YAY!! ^_^] And my level of evil is... SUPERVILLIAN!!
Comment by Objection on February 17, 2010 at 9:53pm
Simply by being alive, you're destined to hell until this one zombie devours your brain, and you turn into a brain-destroying zombie yourself -err, I mean, a proselytizer.
Comment by Jim DePaulo on February 17, 2010 at 4:25pm
George Bernard Shaw's view of hell is my favorite. Don Juan in Hell is act 3 of Shaw's play Man and Superman
Comment by Nehemiah X Hervey on February 17, 2010 at 1:59pm
Hell is other people- Jean-paul Sarte.....5.Have you ever fallen asleep in church? LOL....I'm really gonna burn for that one.
Comment by Ally on February 17, 2010 at 12:36pm
hee hee hee he he!
I'm going to hell 41 times over!
- I heard the caribbean cruiseships stop there to view the rock formations!
Comment by Edward Teach on February 17, 2010 at 12:06pm
Loren,

Yes, but those aren't "true" Christians.
Comment by Loren Miller on February 17, 2010 at 11:57am
What makes this even funnier is that you get ANOTHER christian from another branch of the madness and they'd come up with a completely different set of either parameters or appropriate answers!

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