Are you addicted to God? Take the test and find out!

 

I found this Alcoholism Screening Quiz and changed drinking with God or God a related word.

 

1. Do you lose time from work because of God?

 

2. Is God making your homelife unhappy?

 

3. Do you go to church because you are shy around other people?

 

4. Is God affecting your reputation?

 

5. Have you ever felt remorse after reading any of the genocides or horrors God inflicts on people in the Bible?

 

6. Have you had financial difficulties as a result of God?

 

7. Do you turn to inferior companions and environments when worshipping God?

 

8. Does your giving glory to God  make you careless of your family's welfare?

 

9. Has your ambition decreased since becoming religions? (Ambitious about things other than God.)

 

10. Do you crave communion with God at a definite time daily?

 

11. Do you want to pray the next morning?

 

12. Does thinking about Hell cause you to have difficulty in sleeping?

 

13. Has your efficiency decreased since worshipping God (for non-God related activities)?

 

14. Is worshipping the Almighty jeopardizing your job or business?

 

15. Do you go to church to escape from worries or trouble?

 

16. Do you pray alone?

 

17. Have you ever had a loss of memory as a result of talking in tongues?

 

18. Has your physician ever treated you for God related maladies?

 

19. Do you worship God to build up your self-confidence?

 

20. Have you ever been to a hospital or institution on account of religious fervor?

 

* According to the Office of Health Care Programs, Johns Hopkins University Hospital, developers of this screening quiz, if you answered 3 of these questions with a Yes it is a definite sign that your worshipping patterns are harmful and possibly considered God dependent or Godoholic. You may want to seek an evaluation by a health care professional.

 

*Once again, this was a test designed to screen for alcoholism. I don't believe Johns Hopkins University Hospital is actively screening for the God meme at this time.

 

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Comment by Kris King on October 10, 2011 at 5:32am
Like it ... I'd be curious to see how a theist would answer :)
Comment by Dogly on October 5, 2011 at 9:07am
Fix #13.
Comment by roland707 on October 5, 2011 at 8:49am
I know lots of people who would emphatically answer YES to all those questions.
Comment by AgeOfAtheists14 on October 4, 2011 at 3:07pm

suddenly addicted to this false idol of a vid though... LOL

no catholic castro no problem
no god no problem
ooopssss they took atheist outta the Cuba const. in 91' u say? why?

oh the pope. yeah well.. f minus

Comment by Grace Fitzpatrick on October 4, 2011 at 3:01pm
Thankfully, I slid through with only one yes on the do you feel guilty when you read about religious atrocities and genocide.

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