This is a follow-up to my previous post on church marquee epigrams. Richard Dawkins recently initiated an anti-religious banner on a London bus, but the material was pabulum. Something like, “There might not be a God so enjoy life.”

Utterly milquetoast. Read some of the epigrams on the list that the churches post. They’re downright condescending and arrogant.

Let’s fight back with some obnoxious stuff of our own. Turn a few heads. Make ‘em think a little bit.

Here’s a few. I welcome suggestions and maybe we’ll email them to Dawkins to put a little spice in the punch. He claims to be a militant atheist.

Ever think of how much time you wasted on your knees mouthing futile prayers.

God is a Peeping Tom.

Do you really believe Eve was created from Adam’s rib? C’mon.

How come there’s no priests listed on the National Sex Offender List?

When He resurrected, how come Christ only appeared to his friends?


Get the idea? I can see the buses rolling down Main Street. Any suggestions would be welcome and appreciated.

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Comment by Jo Jerome on January 11, 2010 at 11:05pm
Finally, few things we could come up with could possibly compete in the offensiveness arena as their own words:

"Suffer not a woman to teach nor to usurp authority over the man but to be in silence."
- 1 Timothy 2:12

"Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."
- Psalm 137:9
Comment by Jo Jerome on January 11, 2010 at 10:58pm

Comment by Jo Jerome on January 11, 2010 at 10:56pm
Honestly, I'd like to think that part of what separates us from the savages is that we tend to be a lot nicer - a lot less with the "You're going to be tortured forever if you don't do what we say."

That said, a few favorites I've seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts elsewhere (and a few I've elaborated on):

Jesus is always with you. Ergo, Jesus is watching you masturbate.

Impregnating someone without her knowledge or consent = "Date Rape." or "God."

Who Would Jesus Bomb?

Who Would Jesus Oppress?

Who Would Jesus Waterboard?

Have you threatened your child with eternal damnation today?

My priest molested your honor student.

Atheism is Mythunderstood.

My invisible friend in the sky can beat up your invisible friend in the sky.

When Religion ruled the world they called it the 'Dark Ages.'


...And my personal horribly un-PC, incredibly mean favorite...

So many Christians. So few lions.
Comment by Mac Rex on January 11, 2010 at 9:50pm
"God is a Peeping Tom."
LOL! That one's going on the back of my van!
Comment by Фелч Гроган on January 11, 2010 at 9:37pm

Comment by Shane Smith on January 11, 2010 at 9:12pm
It's not original, but I saw one that said "Jesus is hiring, benefits are out of this world!"
Comment by Richard Healy on January 11, 2010 at 9:10pm
Save the planet. Burn witches for kindling. Exodus 20:17
Comment by Richard Goscicki on January 11, 2010 at 8:58pm
Fun stuff. I'll make a list. Thanks.

There's something about being on one's knees that not right. It's insulting just to mention it.

How about: God answers every prayer. He just likes to say no.
Comment by Loren Miller on January 11, 2010 at 8:35pm
Get off your knees and DO something!
Comment by Richard Healy on January 11, 2010 at 8:28pm
Talking to the weather should be left to the experts.

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