This is a follow-up to my previous post on church marquee epigrams. Richard Dawkins recently initiated an anti-religious banner on a London bus, but the material was pabulum. Something like, “There might not be a God so enjoy life.”

Utterly milquetoast. Read some of the epigrams on the list that the churches post. They’re downright condescending and arrogant.

Let’s fight back with some obnoxious stuff of our own. Turn a few heads. Make ‘em think a little bit.

Here’s a few. I welcome suggestions and maybe we’ll email them to Dawkins to put a little spice in the punch. He claims to be a militant atheist.

Ever think of how much time you wasted on your knees mouthing futile prayers.

God is a Peeping Tom.

Do you really believe Eve was created from Adam’s rib? C’mon.

How come there’s no priests listed on the National Sex Offender List?

When He resurrected, how come Christ only appeared to his friends?


Get the idea? I can see the buses rolling down Main Street. Any suggestions would be welcome and appreciated.

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Comment by Glenn Sogge on January 22, 2010 at 3:32pm
Or the Miraculous Assumption of [ The Holy Grail | The Holy Trinity | What We Preach | All Your Income | Books Written by Bronze Age Committees | Our Belief That You Believe This | etc. | etc. ]
Comment by Richard Goscicki on January 22, 2010 at 3:31pm
I'd enjoy signs like below rather than the mundane daily pabulum I see every day driving to work.

Let’s make our own church. How about the Apocalyptic Incarnation of the Trinity.

Or maybe: the Holy Grail of the Evangelical Assumption.

Any ideas?
Comment by Jo Jerome on January 22, 2010 at 3:08pm
@Richard - No idea. It's the default church-name on the sign maker site.

Here's one though where I changed the name of the church as well:


Comment by Richard Goscicki on January 21, 2010 at 8:28pm
That's a beauty, Jo. But what is ZION PENTECOSTAL TABERNACLE supposed to mean?
Comment by Clarence Dember on January 14, 2010 at 10:42pm
The Christian doctrine of original sin is a failed attempt to evade causality we reject as false.
Comment by Jo Jerome on January 13, 2010 at 7:07pm

Comment by Jo Jerome on January 13, 2010 at 6:59pm
Oooh, you're right Glenn. That one does look great on a church sign!
Comment by Loren Miller on January 13, 2010 at 12:46pm
Here's one, again from that CoI contest which we might sneak in under the radar:

God Is Incredible

We don't have to think hard about it ... but then, we bother to THINK in the first place!
Comment by Richard Goscicki on January 13, 2010 at 12:27pm
Here's one I actually saw on a car last year. It's a little old but very good.

Please don't pray in my school and I won't think in your church.
Comment by Howard S. Dunn on January 13, 2010 at 10:46am
If the Lord is your shepherd, what does that make you?

I used to be Christian, but then I had a thought.

If God is male - what's his penis for?


You mean, stuff like that?

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