I have a couple of seperate blogs for different projects. My wordpress one is by far the spammiest (even though I have teeming ones of comments! ^_^). Normally the filter catches them so they never see the light of day. Sometimes I look at them, since spam can often approach the level of found poetry.
This one struck me - how grand! How old-world! Oh, it's a treat:
I am writing to let you understand of the perfect encounter my wife’s princess experienced checking the blog. She picked up so many things, not to mention what it is like to have a wonderful helping style to have a number of people without problems thoroughly grasp specified tortuous matters. You actually surpassed people’s desires. Many thanks for providing the helpful, healthy, informative and as well as easy tips about your topic to Janet.
I, I feel so honored..."my wife's princess"! I have "a wonderful helping style" which has allowed me to help people grasp "tortuous matters"! I have "surpassed people's desires"! And my writing is "healthy". Oh, do I feel loved :P